Posted by Squirm on September 29, 2000 at 11:08
In Reply to: Auto-Urine Therapy posted by Josh on September 28, 2000 at 17:43
Scientists also have proved that drinking your own urine also stops leaky taps, prevents credit-card fraud, reduces embarrassing facial hair, heals warts, restores uneven-length legs to the same length, heals amputations, stops dental caries, prevents wear of carpets, keeps your fridge extra cold in hot weather, and cures cataracts and cellulite. It is the genuine cure-it-all. Cheap, no side effects, plentiful. In fact why not drink urine of as many animals as you can collect and become SUPERMAN.
I know cancer (sadly), and I know nonsense when I see it!