Posted by ruger on June 01, 2001 at 10:01
My wife had a lady workmate over the other day. Conversation turned to her string of boyfriends. She laughed and said her latest failure was bizarre. She had met this guy through a mutual friend and went on a dinner date. This went well and she had a good time, so they planned a trip to the beach. They were taking some beer so she wanted to drive her car, knowing that she would only have one or two and she would be OK to drive back. He agreed. They had an enjoyable day, although she thought that he drank too many beers.
They had a little over an hour drive home. About 10 minutes into it, he says he has to pee. There isn't a rest stop for another 30 miles so she's a little irritated and said, "Why didn't you go when I went?" He says, "I don't know, guess I didn't have to go." Apparently she used the facilities right before they left, knowing that it was a long drive. They really didn't say much for a few miles, until he said, "Hey, I really have to go!" Again irritated, she says, "Well what do you want me to do, the rest stop is about 25 miles ahead." Again silence for a few miles. He breaks the silence, "Why don't you pull over to the side of the road". She's not about to do this as the berm is small and there are a lot of cops on this road. She did have two beers, and, well, you never know. She says, 'No, you'll have to hold it." He says, "Fuck!" Now she is really irritated with him. Another 5 miles go by and she can see that he is really squirming in his seat. He demands, "PULL OVER!" Again, she says, "NO!, I'm not pulling over to the side, there's too many cops". He doesn't give up, demands again, "PULL OVER NOW!". She looked over at him and couldn't believe what she was seeing, he was holding himself through his jean shorts.
She tells us that she couldn't believe that this guy was doing this. She had never seen a guy do this before. With irritation in her voice, she said, "We're almost at the rest stop, come on, you can wait." Meanwhile he's squeezing his dick and making loud irritated grunting noises. He yells, "PULL OVER, PULL OVER, NOW!".
She says to us, "Do you believe it, I look over and I see a dark stain spreading over his shorts. The only thing I could think of is his urine soaking into my seats. I swung the car over onto the berm and slammed on the breaks. I yelled at him to get out. Although, he was already pulling on the car handle. He stood up, and I couldn't believe when he immediately pulled his dick out in front of me. Christ, I hardly new the guy. He was pissin like crazy. Meanwhile, I looked at my seat and it seemed to be dry even through the front of his jeans was soaked. After he was done, he started to get back in and I yelled, no you don't until I put a towel down. I could not believe that this pussy wet himself. We didn't say much on the way home. He was embarrassed and I just wanted to dump him. His pants were still wet when I dropped him off in front of his apartment. He carried his towel and bag in front of him so no would see that the little boy peed his pants. He knew I was mad at him so he just said goodbye. I've never seen a man do this, what a wuss."
Well, my wife and I being watersports enthusiasts, we're flabbergasted with this story. I tried to get to the point that maybe he did it on purpose to see if she was interested in such a thing. But, my wife cut me off, not wanting to go there as she wants to keep our interest private.