Posted by Warthog on January 19, 2000 at 15:59
Yo! I'm home alone tonight while the wife and kids are out on the town and I just got to remembering an incident that happened to me some years ago. I don't know why I've never mentioned this before, though I usually post stories and not true accounts. Anyway, this is true.
A while back, as an older teenager, what seems like an eternity, I was living up in the northern U.S. in an old mining town. Nice place to visit but sucked to live there. I was working at a fast food place. One day a girl with whom I worked came in on her day off with a group of 3 or 4 friends to get some food and we spent 10 minutes joking around as we usually did on the job. Sexual innuendo and the like with her friends adding input. Typical teenagers.
I turned to her friend to get her order and, after she asked for the normal fare, she added, 'and can I get some pee on that?' - as in 'would you like fries with that?' - with a great big smile on her face. Fucking A! But I didn't miss a stride and just replied I would have to excuse myself to the drive-thru lane while I performed the operation, the entire time knowing that that sort of remark doesn't just come out of the blue.
When I returned with her order, my visiting co-worker apologized, slightly embarassedly, for her friends pee remark, saying something along the lines that she was a 'pee freak' or 'always interested in peeing.'
A few months later, I found myself - on my birthday no less - sitting in my co-workers apartment (which, by the way, was an apartment only in the strictest sense of the word: it had for walls, a door and the word on the street was the roof had once held out the rain) with some friends drinking copious amounts of beer and exchanging sordid stories of the terrible things we have done while drunk.
One story I can not recall that was told to me included a mentioning of my co-worker's friend who 'peed on a car.' I could not keep myself from asking how a woman might pee on a car. Apparently, she dropped her drawers, sat herself up on the hood of a car parked in a dark alley and, not from a crouched state but sitting her bare ass on a hood, peed. That only brought more questions to my mind but, even as inebriated as I was, I decided I had best not push too far!
Now, believe me, I was intensely interested in knowing just how much this girl was interested in pee. Wetting? Showers? Freaky-ass pee stuff? Any of it would have worked for me! I was obsessed with the thought. I was in contact with her, via her friend and my co-worker, almost on a daily basis and I could have made a move on her if I had decided.
The only problem was that she was ugly. I don't mean she had bad teeth or failed to comb her hair. She was really freaking ugly. Coarse features, a wide-set nose and marred facial skin. She was about 20 kilos over-weight and I wasn't sure she bathed. Very, very bad. The pee interest almost pushed me to pursue the matter, but in the end I let her drift away. In retrospect, I think I would still do the same today, even though my wife is absolutely not into peesex. I feel shallow, now, for having made that decision but I simply couldn't get past the physical side of the equation.
I suppose we have to decide for ourselves, at some point, what carries the most meaning in our life, and piss lost out that time around. But I still get a little - what is the word? - rigid? - at the thought of that young girl pissing all over the place sitting naked on top of a car's hood! I just hope there's a chance she can find what she is truly looking for.
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